Confessions
2002-11-13 at 7:51 a.m.

 

Time for another of those 'get to know your author' sessions, I think.

Confession time...

1. I have a cupboard full of plastic bags in my house. And egg boxes. No really, one day they'll come in useful. You'll see.

2. I can go many days without brushing my hair, or looking in a mirror.

3. I like fishpaste. And marmite. Yet pretend to be a food snob.

4. I drink too much.

5. I speak too loudly.

6. I'm clumsy and tend to bash into inanimate objects and swear at them (don't ask me why, swearing at them never gets them out of my way).

7. I swear too much. Although not here for some reason.

8. I go all gooey at Southern Irish accents.

9. I'm a glutton. For everything. Anything that makes me feel good I do to excess.

10. I get bored easily.

11. When I get bored I become excessively non-conforming.

12. I know the words to some Wham! songs.

13. I support the firemen's strike - so should you.

14. I'm lazy.

15. I make lists of things when I have nothing to write about.