An Announcement.
2002-12-05 at 5:01 p.m.

 

Hear ye! Hear ye!

My step-kids are just gosh-darned cool. I loves them.

Because.. one of them sent me a text the other day to say thanks for everything over the past year (she got pregnant by a not nice boy, she is only 16, she didn't tell us until she was 6 months pregnant, and other stuff). She even offered to clean my oven for me. Now just how gosh-darned, bleeding lovely is that? It's very lovely I tell you. We have had a big, long ol' difficult year, but she's come through it just fine and now there's a lovely little baby to enjoy. Who is the most scrumptious thing on the planet along with Mr Me and his scrumptious kids.

The other one is scrumptious too. Because he is nice to me and compliments me on my roast potatoes. He's also jolly funny and I miss him because he doesn't come to see us so much anymore. He's out busy leading a fun sounding life, and good luck to him. But come back sometimes! Even though you won't be reading this. Meh. Still.

That's all I had to say really. I'm feeling extremely fluffy about them at the moment and I just wanted that on record. It's scary deciding to be with a man who has two very grown-up kids when I feel like I just got out of nappies. But they're great and I want everyone to know about it.

Shout it from the rooftops people!