helpfulelf - version ii

Catch Up.
2003-01-03 at 12:36 p.m.

Fuck. I just wrote a huge entry about my last few days but IE crashed and it's all gone.

Bullshit. I'm pissed off now.

In summary, I've been drunk. New Years Eve in the pub. Got home at 3:30am, drunk a bottle of wine and went to bed as the sun came up.

We buried my friend yesterday. My friend made a speech and recited the lyrics from 'One Hand in my Pocket'. I nearly broke down at that.

So we got drunk last night. My friend punched a window and bled all over the men's toilet. So I did my nurse bit and patched him up and stopped him driving home. Didn't fancy another funeral this week. Although we were all dressed for it.

I'm going to a Conservative club tonight. I tried to explain to my friend that I am so far left of the Tories I can't see them for the horizon. But he told me the booze was cheap. So I've decided to subvert them from the inside instead.

I'll leave you with this....

One Hand in my Pocket - Alanis Morrisette.

I'm broke but I'm happy
I'm poor but I'm kind
I'm short but I'm healthy, yeah
I'm high but I'm grounded
I'm sane but I'm overwhelmed
I'm lost but I'm hopeful baby

What it all comes down to
Is that everything's gonna be fine fine fine
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is giving a high five

I feel drunk but I'm sober
I'm young and I'm underpaid
I'm tired but I'm working, yeah

I care but I'm restless
I'm here but I'm really gone
I'm wrong and I'm sorry baby
What it all comes down to
Is that everything's gonna be quite alright
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is flicking a cigarette

What it all comes down to
Is that I haven't got it all figured out just yet
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is giving the peace sign

I'm free but I'm focused
I'm green but I'm wise
I'm hard but I'm friendly baby
I'm sad but I'm laughing
I'm brave but I'm chicken shit
I'm sick but I'm pretty baby
What it all boils down to
Is that no one's really got it figured out just yet
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is playing the piano

What it all comes down to my friends
Is that everything's just fine fine fine
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is hailing a taxi cab...

Take it easy, my friend. RIP.



	Catch Up. 2003-01-03 at 12:36 p.m. Fuck. I just wrote a huge entry about my last few days but IE crashed and it's all gone. Bullshit. I'm pissed off now. In summary, I've been drunk. New Years Eve in the pub. Got home at 3:30am, drunk a bottle of wine and went to bed as the sun came up. We buried my friend yesterday. My friend made a speech and recited the lyrics from 'One Hand in my Pocket'. I nearly broke down at that. So we got drunk last night. My friend punched a window and bled all over the men's toilet. So I did my nurse bit and patched him up and stopped him driving home. Didn't fancy another funeral this week. Although we were all dressed for it. I'm going to a Conservative club tonight. I tried to explain to my friend that I am so far left of the Tories I can't see them for the horizon. But he told me the booze was cheap. So I've decided to subvert them from the inside instead. I'll leave you with this.... One Hand in my Pocket - Alanis Morrisette. I'm broke but I'm happy I'm poor but I'm kind I'm short but I'm healthy, yeah I'm high but I'm grounded I'm sane but I'm overwhelmed I'm lost but I'm hopeful baby What it all comes down to Is that everything's gonna be fine fine fine I've got one hand in my pocket And the other one is giving a high five I feel drunk but I'm sober I'm young and I'm underpaid I'm tired but I'm working, yeah I care but I'm restless I'm here but I'm really gone I'm wrong and I'm sorry baby What it all comes down to Is that everything's gonna be quite alright I've got one hand in my pocket And the other one is flicking a cigarette What it all comes down to Is that I haven't got it all figured out just yet I've got one hand in my pocket And the other one is giving the peace sign I'm free but I'm focused I'm green but I'm wise I'm hard but I'm friendly baby I'm sad but I'm laughing I'm brave but I'm chicken shit I'm sick but I'm pretty baby What it all boils down to Is that no one's really got it figured out just yet I've got one hand in my pocket And the other one is playing the piano What it all comes down to my friends Is that everything's just fine fine fine I've got one hand in my pocket And the other one is hailing a taxi cab... Take it easy, my friend. RIP.
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