Templates and why I should advise the PM
2003-01-24 at 8:26 a.m.

 

So. Here we are then. Two templates for your viewing pleasure. They're both just screenshots at the moment, because I want feelers on whether or not to bother.

So please people. Tell me if I'm crap or not.

Take a look. here and here and tell me what you think.....

What else? Nothing really. Although a word of advice for our esteemed PM. I really (that's really) wouldn't go and address a student conference when you are engaging in a huge military build up.

Do you not have public relations staff anymore? I mean, let's think. Who're the most politically active and aware bunch of people in this country? That's right, Mr Blair, the students. And are they likely or unlikely to take the standard line in their politics. Probably unlikely. Are they likely to be interested in human rights and causes like Amnesty International. I think they just might be.

So, don't be surprised when stuff like this happens.

Personally, if I was in charge of your schedule you'd be going nowhere near any students for a while. Those people who told you to. Well, hun, I'm afraid they're fucking stupid.

Get rid of them. Especially that Alistair Campbell bloke, and have me instead. Trust me, I'll show you how to talk to the President of the USA. Oh, yes, we'll have a few choice words with him alright....

~cough~

Sorry, got all carried away there. Well. Later then, I'm off to try and bring down the government.

Update: Here's another template. Feedback please!